So the bitch is back once again. “How many times is this bitch gonna come back?” you ask. Answer; “As many fucking times as it takes, my friend” When I started this crazy ass journey of detailing my crazy ass journey to finally get off the crazy ass yo-yo train – you think I thought I would be in the very same place I started PLUS two more fuckers…one year, nine months and three days later?! Hell to the no!
I thought surely by putting my self out there for the world to see. I could not fail. I would not fail. What would people think? My family? My friends? The skinny bitches? My colleagues, my clients, my old boyfriends, my old boyfriend’s current wives, all who google me out only to find this hidden treasure. What would all the “school moms” say who have secretly been following my foul mouthed antics?
Well turns out, I didn’t factor in the fact, that I don’t give half a flying fuck what people think about me. I did however factor in the fact that there are thousands of JBs who came here rooting for me to hit my goal before I hit the hole. All too, in the hopes of ditching that Mother Fuckan’ Dunkan once and for all.
It is for them that this bitch comes back to take another crack, but, (lezbehonest) mostly it is for me and ultimately it is for my children.
My husband? That poor bastard is hook, line and sinker no matter the jiggle in my wiggle. What makes me think this time will be different? How the fuck should I know? I am a Jiggly Bitch after all.
With Love, Laughter & Good Health Ever After.~ Suzi