“I Taught I Taw Her Eat Tat”

"I taught i taw her eat tat, and tat, and tat, and... yea, Tweet, we get the fuckin' picture"

“I taught i taw her eat tat, and tat, and tat, and… yea, Tweet, we get the fuckin’ picture”

So the bitch is back once again.  “How many times is this bitch gonna come back?” you ask.  Answer;  “As many fucking times as it takes, my friend”  When I started this crazy ass journey of detailing my crazy ass journey to finally get off the crazy ass yo-yo train  – you think I thought I would be in the very same place I started PLUS two more fuckers…one year, nine months and three days later?! Hell to the no!

I thought surely by putting my self out there for the world to see.  I could not fail.  I would not fail.  What would people think?  My family? My friends? The skinny bitches?  My colleagues, my clients,  my old boyfriends,  my old boyfriend’s current wives, all who google me out only to find this hidden treasure.  What would all the “school moms” say who have secretly been following my foul mouthed antics?

Well turns out, I didn’t factor in the fact, that I don’t give half a flying fuck what people think about me.  I did however factor in the fact that there are thousands of JBs who came here rooting for me to hit my goal before I hit the hole.  All too, in the hopes of ditching that Mother Fuckan’ Dunkan once and for all.

It is for them that this bitch comes back to take another crack, but, (lezbehonest) mostly it is for me and ultimately it is for my children.

"My Mini Me Motivation" circa. 2003  Time goes by too fast. That is why we have to do all we can to ensure our good health. I don't want to be cheated a nano second of this wonderful life.

“My Mini Me Motivation” circa 2003
Time goes by too fast. That is why this JB is going to do all I can to ensure my good health. I don’t want to be cheated a nano second of this wonderful life.

My husband? That poor bastard is hook, line and sinker no matter the jiggle in my wiggle. What makes me think this time will be different? How the fuck should I know?  I am a Jiggly Bitch after all.

With Love, Laughter & Good Health Ever After.~ Suzi

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